Thursday, June 29, 2006
Sunday, June 18, 2006
Monday, June 12, 2006
الجديد BFM تأسيس حزب
شعارنا
تلاقيه فى منخورنا
برنامج بربوريتا الحزبى
عاوزين نبربر على راحتنا
البربره لكل مواطن
لا تفرقه بين بربور و آخر... لا فى اللون و لا فى الشكل و لا فى الرائحه
حريه البربره
حقوق البربور و اللى بيبربره
المشاركه الجماعيه فى البربره
بلاش نبربر على بعضينا
فوور يا بربور
كده علطول
مادام بربورنا حياخد التار
حتبربرنى حبربرك
تعالوا نبتدى عهد بربره جديد
نعبر ببرابرنا إلى مستقبل بعيد
Sunday, June 11, 2006
Instance = Strong East
I was innocent and have been captured and put in prison.
They tortured me , they humiliated me , they pumped me... I was no longer a human being.
After they found out that I was not what they thought I am , they let me free.
For god sake , do they think I will return to my ordinary life as a normal good person.
No way... they have made a terrorist... me.
Saturday, June 03, 2006
...and leave the other side
I do not know if I am the only one who recognized that in Good Morning America .The moderator: “and now we will go to a mother, who serves in Iraq…and we will show her the most beautiful thing on mother’s day.”
Then via satellite they showed her two children, 9 years old boy and his brother. They let them talk to their mother who was happy to see them. After 2 minutes of conversation I heard a woman behind the camera whispering the 9 years old boy and telling him: “cry, cry now cry “… so the boy tried to act as if he was crying, he may have trained for days to cry in front of the camera but on air it was so fake that I had to laugh…I could not believe myself...his mother in Iraq said: "I'm doing ok, don't cry baby. Dad's here, too. Don't cry sweetie. … He's proud of you, too. So you all keep on behaving and doing well until I get back."…the moderator then said:" oh... how moving ." Is this the end of the American media-manipulation ( very big question mark )...
they should take private lessons from our media correspondent
Monday, May 29, 2006
We are not human anymore
Breaking news : Scientist recently discovered an outbreak of the deadly virus “psychon” in Egypt . Officials say the mode of transmission may be via watching TV especially Al-Jazeera and Al- Arabia , reading newspapers especially Sout El Oma and El Fagr , walking in down town especially in Tahrir and Ramsis , chatting with ordinary people and surfing the net especially in Egyptian blogs. Symptoms are still not clear and include headache , dizziness, deep depression , crying with hallucinations , suicidal attempts and simultaneous diarrhea and constipation .Incubation period may be 3 minutes to 2 hours and authorities say they will never find a vaccine in the near future.
Saturday, May 27, 2006
لقمة القاضى
السورطه ميس فى خدمه السعب
المصريين: انتم الشريريين
المصريين التانيين:لأ انتم الاشرار
المصريين:لا انت وحش
المصريين التانيين: يعنى انتى حلوه يعنى؟
Egyptian war for stupidity
Kids: We wanna play wawa ai
هوه فيه ايه؟
تتصور معرفش
طب هوه ايه هدفنا؟
برضه معرفش
Saturday, May 20, 2006
التقدم لل(ت)خلف
Palestinean people vs. Palestinean people
Lebanese people vs. Lebanese people
Iraqi people vs. Iraqi people
Libyan people vs. Libyan people
Algerian people vs. Algerian people
Syrian people vs. Syrian people
Sudanese people vs. Sudanese people
Yemen people vs. Yemen people
Friday, May 05, 2006
شويه رمم قولالات الأدب متربوش
Thursday, May 04, 2006
Happy Beat Ten Day
I think I will beat ten in the coming lesson
Are you crazy…are you not afraid that the teacher could know about it
No…because I will beat ten with my mind…so he will never know…can you do that
I will try it
And when are you going to beat ten today
I do not know…maybe before I go home…or before the lunch
But do not forget to beat ten today…you know…today everyone will beat ten…it is cool…so cool…isn’t it
Of course it is…I always wanted to have the beat ten day… imagine everyone beating ten…ha...and do you know why it’s unique …because it is only in our country
No…you are kidding
Yes…I am sure…we are the first country to have the beat ten day
But not all women will celebrate and beat ten today
Yeah…it will be hard for them…and for you of course…you will only beat seven…ha ha ha
Huh…And your father
My father has beaten ten before the breakfast…but I am sure most people will beat after work…to enjoy the beat ten day…I heard there will be great beat ten day parties at night…we should go out tonight
Yeah…
I do not understand why they did not make it a vacation … next year they have to make it an official national holiday
Especially for you…because next year you will be able to celebrate it for the first time in your life…ha ha ha
Yeah man…citizens need to have that day free… to celebrate and relax the beat ten day…
I do not need it…for me everyday is a beat ten day
Sunday, April 30, 2006
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
Saturday, April 15, 2006
واو طه نون
A homeland is the concept of the territory to which one belongs; usually, the country in which a particular nationality was born, an environment offering security , rights and happiness.
And I was !!! lucky !!! to be born on this country...automatically , traditionally and ethically forced to love and be faithful for it as long as I live...and if I do not do that I will take the death sentence and after my execution I will be hated from most of the people on planet earth.
I am still searching for my homeland…till I find it…the security , rights and happiness.
Monday, April 10, 2006
Egyptanamo
Saturday, April 08, 2006
Monday, March 27, 2006
الأ تته
Friday, March 17, 2006
Pics of a nice sit in Tahrir square
I just came from Tahrir and saw an amazing picture
the lights in the square were closed…that is why the pictures are very dark…and I am sad that I did not meet Alaamanal ... I am a big fan
There are citizens who say that the condition in this country will always be the same…and it will never ever change…
and there are other citizens who say that the condition in this country can be changed if they do something…so they planed for the sit in Tahrir square and it was nice that some people took part in an event like that…at least they have done something ...hmmm...haaa...fffffmmm...aha..but the condition did not change
Wednesday, March 08, 2006
F-F-2000 System
بصراحه لازم نكون واقعيين شويه...احنا شعب مانجيش غير بالجزمه أو الصندل أو الشبشب...غير كده مايبقاش فى نظام...إن كان فى طوابير العيش...أو طوابير الجمعيه...أو مظاهره...أو ماتش كوره...و انا شخصيا بقيت باستخدم اسلوب الفليب فلوبس " ف ف 2000 " و انصح الجميع بأستخدامه...لأنه ذو فاعليه ممتازه و طويل الأمد و فى نفس الوقت خفيف و سهل الاستخدام...لا يحدث صوت و لا خدش و لا رائحه...و لا يوقظ الضمير فى عز الظهر أوالليل...و ليه ضمان مدى الحياه...و على ضمانتى كمان
انا بتكلم بجد...مابهزرش
Thursday, February 23, 2006
انتم ليه مش فاهميننى
طب انا الوقتى بقالى اكتر من عشرين سنه بصحى كل يوم الاقى الفطار الأى وان جاهز و بعدين ابص بصه خاطفه على عناوين الجرايد بتاعتى اشوف كل حاجه تمام زى ما قولت ولا لأ و بعدين ابص برضه بس بصه سريعه بقه مش خاطفه على الدوسيهات بتاعت المزرعه و بعدين طبعا ادى قراراتى زائد تعليماتى المهمه جدا جدا جدا علشان المزرعه و الحيوانات اللى فيها تبقى تمام تمام و بعدين اشوفلى حاجه كده اعملها الضهر و بعدين اتغدى اكل برضه أى وان بس بلوس حلو فرست كلاس و بعدين اتفرج طبعا على تلفزيونى و قنواتى المش متخصصه و بعدين يمكن اعمل حاجه كده ولا كده بالليل و بعدين انام بدرى مرتاح...و بعدين يا جماعه انا انسان طيب...و كل الناس اللى حوليه بتقول كده...ازاى بقه ابقى مش مبسوط...طبعا لازم ابقى مبسوط...و بعدين محدش بيعرف يمشى المزرعه زيى...أله...هو انتم ليه مش فاهميننى...متفهمه بقه