EgypToz: Zefton we Tinon

Saturday, March 04, 2006

Zefton we Tinon

The most enjoyable thing is to be in a public bus…but you have to be careful…because it never stops…you have to run …jump…hold…get squeezed…shout loud…hold your breath…and finally jump for your freedom
You will know the feeling of a tuna fish squeezed in the can…you will smell a nice cocktail of sweat of people who do not know something called deodorant or think it is better to keep the money for something more useful…if you have luck you will get a big beautiful animal like a flea…and if you do not have luck you will miss a fight …especially between fat ladies…and if you want to reach the door you better jump from the window…because of the friction you will cause when you rub yourself with people in the bus…and this friction can make fire…especially if you get accidentally in touch with an ugly woman who thinks she is beautiful…she will think that you wanted to rape her in silence…but she will never let you go ….you will be immediately executed



I can not believe I was in my lovely bus today…I am honore
















The lady standing bedside this man had a zoo…she gave him two of her animals...of course as a gift…he was happy…he always wanted to have a pet…a dream came true














And here are the two friendly creatures…Zefton















and Tinon




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