These are Egyptians crossing the street in Ramsis…B U T...they have to walk in a straight line…like ants ( not sheep as usual ) ... when the gate is closed ... Egyptians have to stay and wait…and wait…and wait…till they open the gate…to cross to the other side…and be free...but late...the gate is closed ... and ants will then be squeezed by cars...with no mercy
Sven tried several times to make many Egyptians understand that there is a difference between the American authority/government and the American citizens, and that America is not the devil, but Egyptians say that those people were dumb and have chosen their president so they are responsible for what is going on all around the world in the name of “war against terrorism”, so I found this nice “sorry-everybody” book where a lot of Americans apologize for not being able to change USA to make it and the rest of the world a better place…
… at least they have chosen someone
I do not know if I am the only one who recognized that in Good Morning America .The moderator: “and now we will go to a mother, who serves in Iraq…and we will show her the most beautiful thing on mother’s day.”
Then via satellite they showed her two children, 9 years old boy and his brother. They let them talk to their mother who was happy to see them. After 2 minutes of conversation I heard a woman behind the camera whispering the 9 years old boy and telling him: “cry, cry now cry “… so the boy tried to act as if he was crying, he may have trained for days to cry in front of the camera but on air it was so fake that I had to laugh…I could not believe myself...his mother in Iraq said: "I'm doing ok, don't cry baby. Dad's here, too. Don't cry sweetie. … He's proud of you, too. So you all keep on behaving and doing well until I get back."…the moderator then said:" oh... how moving ." Is this the end of the American media-manipulation ( very big question mark )...
they should take private lessons from our media correspondent
يا رب بابا يجيبلى بلاى ستاشن
يا رب مراتى تتعلم الطبيخ
يا رب سلوى توافق بقه
يا رب الراجل يرقينى
يا رب الزمالك ياخد الدورى
يا رب شعرى ميقعش اكتر من كده
يا رب ماسقطش السنادى
يا رب الاحوال فى مصر تتصلح
يا رب تغفر لى كل ذنوبى
يا رب تحفظنى من كل سوء
يا رب تحبب خلقك فيه
يا رب تبعد عنى المرض
يا رب تطول فى عمرى لكى اعبدك كثيرا
يا رب تطول فى عمر والدى و والدتى
يا رب تجعلنى بارا بوالدى و والدتى
يا رب توعدنى بالزوجه الصالحه الباره الجميله
يا رب توعدنى بالاولاد الصالحين البارين
يا رب ترزقنى رزقا كريما
يا رب توعدنى بالحج و العمره
يا رب تبعد عنى عذاب القبر
يا رب تبعد عنى عذاب النار
يا رب تدخلى الجنه بغير حساب أو عذاب
يا رب تدخلنى الفردوس الأعلى من الجنه مع الرسول صلى الله عليه و سلم
Today there was a very big fire in a building ( or something )near my house… people were running and screaming in the street…there was chaos … why… because - as usual - everyone wanted to see what was happening… there was smoke all over the area... and there was this smell of burned plastic...Egyptians have to realize that these critical situations are not like movies or football matches to watch …free the way to make special helpers able to reach the spot
Give me a hug have forgotten the taste of chicken miss you Oh la la dress of Haifaa Wahby fantastic not only the dress Armageddon coming soon Please turn the light on off do not remember if I have put x on the 5th question or not yes no no yes oh no I knew the answer exam was hard hey Sherif Volcano and earthquakes Amr Diab this summer do you think so Global warming Christ the last world war need to buy new white socks black Iran will go to Cilantro then to the Cinema Ps ps ps what is your Name yes you Good night
Breaking news : Scientist recently discovered an outbreak of the deadly virus “psychon” in Egypt . Officials say the mode of transmission may be via watching TV especially Al-Jazeera and Al- Arabia , reading newspapers especially Sout El Oma and El Fagr , walking in down town especially in Tahrir and Ramsis , chatting with ordinary people and surfing the net especially in Egyptian blogs. Symptoms are still not clear and include headache , dizziness, deep depression , crying with hallucinations , suicidal attempts and simultaneous diarrhea and constipation .Incubation period may be 3 minutes to 2 hours and authorities say they will never find a vaccine in the near future.
نا نا نا نا نا 
السورطه ميس فى خدمه السعب
Today I watched a nice documentary film on AL- Jazeera channel about blogging in Egypt...and how it is a new source of truth in the Egyptian community… a window to the whole world to see what is really happening in Egypt…there are blogs about day-to-day adventures... political issues… religious issues…arts…and personal opinions…nowadays many Egyptian youth in the blogspace are facing dangerous threats and critical obstacles…oooops…have I mentioned that…oh my god...delete this sentence immediately…delete it...too late...has been published
A girl wants to find her future husband, what can she do in our society...search in clubs...search in wedding parties...search in Moqatam…search in the college...search in M.E.N-MART...search in the net...mmm...in your dreams...
The girl finds a cute nice guy standing with his friends in the club...she goes to him
Girl: Hi
Boy: yes, hi
Girl: what is your name?
Boy: Ahmed, and you
Girl: Sarah
Boy: nice name Sarah, what do you study
Girl: well...I study...
wiiiiiick....back to reality
Girl: hi
Boy: hmm, hi
Girl: what is your name?
Boy (thinking: who is this silly dumb girl): Ahmed, why?
Girl: ummm...nothing...hummm...ok, my name is Sarah,...
Boy (she is not pretty): ...and????!!!!
Girl: I just wanted...oh..I am so..so...r..r..r
Tries to find someone who may know him, or a closer friend: mission failed: not practical...you will take a long time baby
Tries to tell him in an indirect way, eye contact , nice smile: mission failed: will think you are one of the crazy girls of today
Send him a message that you are interested: mission failed: blah...yuk...who wants to know a girl this way
Immediately join the club of Egyptian bachelors: Mabrooouk: mission accomplished...you are single
What do you do if you open your computer in the morning and find it another one,yes another display,other programs,most of your data and personal stuff are missing or altered,strange feeling isn't it,today I was speechless,opened my mouth and just stared at the new strange monitor view,wrote these words and shut my computer off
